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4. March, 2010
Why does it not surprise me that when you do a search for "pallbearer bikini" that there actually is a result?
You know those RISD cops who almost run your ass over every time you cross the street on the East Side? They want to be able to arrest you now.
"They were like locusts. She showed up with like 20 people, and they immediately swarmed the place taking everything!"
"Iran will develop small nuclear weapons with the capacity to blow up a medium size settlement only. Iran is a relatively peaceful country. We have no desire to wipe out an entire nation with just one bomb, no matter how many Jews are living there."
3. March, 2010
It seems an awful lot like being a cat owner makes a person remarkably hostile toward their charges.
PETA lays off the naked chicks, decides castrating polar bears will get more attention.
Lincoln Chafee will be talking about marriage equality this afternoon at the State House. Since he calls it "marriage equality," it's already obvious what he's going to say.
2. March, 2010
Mr. Mitchell makes Green Man both a human figure, coping with the banal frustration of the colored objects he stands next to, and an epic hero.
Archaeologists excavating the train tracks out by the quarry announced Tuesday that they have discovered evidence of an epic party dating back to the late- February period of the year 2010.
The magnitude 9.1 Sumatran in 2004 that generated an Indian Ocean tsunami shortened the day by 6.8 microseconds...
"The use of limbs is vital to a mammals ability to maintain a healthy gene pool. Our hypothesis is that with a growing trend amongst celebrities to own dogs they can put in their handbags or just carry as an accessory, canine species popular for this fashion will lose the use of their legs in 100 years or so."
A prominent Muslim organisation in Britain has issued a fatwa on suicide bombings and terrorism - declaring them "un-Islamic"...The fatwa condemns suicide bombers saying that they are destined for Hell, countering extremist propaganda that Islamist terrorists will enter paradise after death.
28. February, 2010
Art critics are claiming that a new urban graffiti artist is at large, following the discovery of a major conceptual work on a public highway in Blackburn.
"...no more than 2 percent of Pakistani women are familiar with their marriage contracts, which even educated and progressive women don't view as a binding legal document, even though that's what it is."
To truly survey 21st-century poetry, future English professors will have to limit the scope of their courses so severely as to invite laughter. Professor X might specialize in the month of May 2049 while Professor Y concentrates on the first week of September 2098.
26. February, 2010
"Scientology's definitely a sham, but we've all got to join sooner or later. Wanna come?"
25. February, 2010
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