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"Obviously, the reason we're doing this is because the police don't [enforce] it."

"The only thing that comes close to being as painful as what they told us this morning is my passing a kidney stone two weeks ago"

"Just about every time Obama spoke to kids, he'd do it in a library. I took that as a sign."

In a larger sense, so close on the heels of the 1984 issue, what this does prove is that Amazon will always favor boardroom level business issues over the interests of their consumers.

How would you move Mount Fuji?

The New York Times employs scorn quotes and reiterates use of scorn quotes in a reference to "privacy" and "facebook." Also, a great tool for those concerend about "privacy" on the "Internet."

I haven't met too many people in Rhode Island who could use this.

Remember when TSA said that full-body imagers "couldn't" store or distribute pics of your nekkid bod, could help thwart terrorism, and are harmless? Yeah, about all that.

"A few years ago, this guy would have been getting us coffee."  

The government had argued that the word [Allah] was exclusive to Islam and that its use by other religions could mislead Muslims and harm national security.

Whore.

By trying to rewrite the Bible in their own image, its creators have highlighted exactly what the Bible is not.

They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming! They're just waking up, I know just what they'll do. Their mouths will hang open a minute or two, then the Whos down in Whoville will all cry, "Boo Hoo."

"I believe if you are a legal business, you should have the right to run your campaigns." You are running your campaign, asshole. Here's some more of the free publicity you were looking for. I hope you sent ProJo a thank-you note for posting a fucking link to your site.

If you don't inherit your father's talent, you can always try stealing it.

What Kind Of Sick Fuck Would Put A Hook In A Juicy Squid Where A Fish Could Easily Eat It?