RSS
4. March, 2010
"Iran will develop small nuclear weapons with the capacity to blow up a medium size settlement only. Iran is a relatively peaceful country. We have no desire to wipe out an entire nation with just one bomb, no matter how many Jews are living there."
3. March, 2010
It seems an awful lot like being a cat owner makes a person remarkably hostile toward their charges.
2. March, 2010
Mr. Mitchell makes Green Man both a human figure, coping with the banal frustration of the colored objects he stands next to, and an epic hero.
"The use of limbs is vital to a mammals ability to maintain a healthy gene pool. Our hypothesis is that with a growing trend amongst celebrities to own dogs they can put in their handbags or just carry as an accessory, canine species popular for this fashion will lose the use of their legs in 100 years or so."
25. February, 2010
Muthafuckin'/Muthafuckin' ass/Goddamn right/Fuck nigga fuck/Shit muthafucker/Fuck you/Fags nigga's nuts/Muthafucker/Nigga/Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck/Goddamn animals/Shit/Bastard/Fuck this shit/Ass fucked up shit
24. February, 2010
And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain and island were moved out of their places. [Rv 6:14, KJV]
23. February, 2010
In short, progressive rock groups decided to stop writing three-minute songs about sex and instead wrote ten-minute songs about God knows what.
Another reason to visit Rhode Island:"Family Guy." Love, the Blackstone Valley Tourism Council.
19. February, 2010
17. February, 2010
"We needed some new hype, and thankfully, Google Buzz has come along at just the right time to fill the money shaped hole in our portfolio of bullshit."
16. February, 2010
For some Americans, the fog of disbelief surrounding the nation's epiphany has begun to lift, with many building new lives free from the illusion of money.
13. February, 2010
"I found it disturbing and disheartening. I thought maybe the cartoonist was having a personal crisis."
12. February, 2010
11. February, 2010
9. February, 2010
Unquestionably the greatest achievement in human history. Greater than the invention of the wheel, greater than the invention of credit, and the discovery of pi and penicillin, the Reformation, the invention of agriculture and the harnessing of electricity, greater than the greatest invention of all time: the washing machine (or the adult diaper, I can't quite decide on that one).
5. February, 2010
"This terrible disease has made thousands of boomers' memories of the 1960s almost completely unreliable and fragmented. And we're talking about people who, even before they contracted Alzheimer's, believed they single-handedly ended the war in Vietnam."
3. February, 2010
I would hope that this revelation elicits further coverage from your fine organization. It would be a shame if we focused on the admittedly grotesque operation that severs a dog's vocal cords while completely ignoring the even more serious crime of canine genital mutilation.
1. February, 2010
31. January, 2010
29. January, 2010
Said Risch, "Ooh, I just can't wait to listen to Democrats! I'm totally going to consider their feelings and long-term initiatives before voting. Pff. As if."
28. January, 2010
Department of Homeland Security officials told reporters that it could take months to determine the full extent of the damage from what they are calling the worst-ever ad hominem strike on American soil...