I thought humiliating searches were legal now.

Officials are attempting to identify a man in his 20s whose body was found Tuesday morning in the Blackstone River.

A man walked into the Silver Star Bakery, on Ives Street, on Saturday afternoon, telling the clerk he wanted pastry — and then pulling out a gun, the police said.

Prosecutors say police recovered a .9 mm machine gun outside the vehicle. Inside the vehicle, they say police found 91 rounds of ammunition, duct tape, gloves and a ski mask.

A lawyer representing five former employees of Curt Schilling’s bankrupt video game company asked Massachusetts Attorney General Martha Coakley on Friday to investigate the firm’s relocation company for violating the state’s consumer protection law and sticking workers with a second mortgage.

Fall River police have arrested a city woman they say robbed the same liquor store at knifepoint three times in two days while she was on probation for robbing the store last year.

Those fuckers take that shit seriously.

“A final, formal vote by the state Senate Thursday night forwarded the bill to the governor’s desk. Chafee, an independent, says he is inclined to sign the bill into law.”

Rhode Island State Police Col. Steven G. O’Donnell said his agency is conducting the proble along with the FBI, the Rhode Island U.S. Attorney’s office and Attorney General Peter Kilmartin’s office.