“Iran will develop small nuclear weapons with the capacity to blow up a medium size settlement only. Iran is a relatively peaceful country. We have no desire to wipe out an entire nation with just one bomb, no matter how many Jews are living there.”
Posts tagged "funny"
March 4, 2010
March 3, 2010
It seems an awful lot like being a cat owner makes a person remarkably hostile toward their charges.
March 2, 2010
Mr. Mitchell makes Green Man both a human figure, coping with the banal frustration of the colored objects he stands next to, and an epic hero.
“The use of limbs is vital to a mammals ability to maintain a healthy gene pool. Our hypothesis is that with a growing trend amongst celebrities to own dogs they can put in their handbags or just carry as an accessory, canine species popular for this fashion will lose the use of their legs in 100 years or so.”
February 25, 2010
Muthafuckin’/Muthafuckin’ ass/Goddamn right/Fuck nigga fuck/Shit muthafucker/Fuck you/Fags nigga’s nuts/Muthafucker/Nigga/Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck/Goddamn animals/Shit/Bastard/Fuck this shit/Ass fucked up shit
Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons
February 24, 2010
And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain and island were moved out of their places. [Rv 6:14, KJV]
February 23, 2010
In short, progressive rock groups decided to stop writing three-minute songs about sex and instead wrote ten-minute songs about God knows what.
Another reason to visit Rhode Island:”Family Guy.” Love, the Blackstone Valley Tourism Council.
February 19, 2010
Added Stephanopoulous, “You’ll see. We’ll be just like a real news show.”
February 17, 2010
“We needed some new hype, and thankfully, Google Buzz has come along at just the right time to fill the money shaped hole in our portfolio of bullshit.”
February 16, 2010
For some Americans, the fog of disbelief surrounding the nation’s epiphany has begun to lift, with many building new lives free from the illusion of money.
February 13, 2010
“I found it disturbing and disheartening. I thought maybe the cartoonist was having a personal crisis.”
February 12, 2010
Biggest Dick Not Welcome in Saudi Arabia
February 11, 2010
“It must be excruciating for the poor old Jews in the next garden.”