Yep, phone spam is definitely the key to getting my vote.

…while driving through Podunk, Connecticut.

“You will want to spend the entire day on Westminster St.” I’m finding it difficult to imagine anything that would make me want to spend an entire day on Westminster Street.

Beam me up, Scotty—this place sucks.

The fires will be lit shortly after sunset (8:15 p.m.) and remain lit until MIDNIGHT.

Yeah, you still have to call it the Dunk.

“Companies won’t hire because customers won’t spend. Customers won’t spend because companies won’t hire. This stare-down has been going on since approximately December 2007, when the worst slump since the Great Depression took hold. Many Americans would like someone to make a move so they can get back to prosperity.”

I know it would suck in practice. But just thinking about Providence going bankrupt gives me a chuckle.

Nobody wants civil unions. RI history suggests this means the legislature will pass them.

With approval from the FCC, Bryant is investing in improvements that will increase the power of its radio station from 225 watts to 1,200 watts. Bryant will rebroadcast a signal from the WGBH-owned All Classical radio.

Residents should look for approaching storms. Signs of danger include dark, often greenish sky; large hail; a large, dark, low-lying cloud (particularly if it’s rotating); a loud roar similar to a freight train; or the sudden, miraculous ascent of the righteous into heaven in advance of the oncoming chaos.

For T+L, which recently named Providence one of the top 5 cities in America for summer travel, Providence is stocked-full of culinary musts (it ranked 3rd in the nation in a previous survey for overall dining), including pizza, mom-and-pop cafes, and now, burgers.

About 10 area residents and business owners attended a forum hosted by the North Central Rhode Island Chamber of Commerce, which covers Johnston, North Providence, and the northwest part of the state.

Cicilline’s opponent changes the language he uses on his website to talk about abortion. This, of course, proves that he is a RINO, liar, flip-flopping weasel, and complete moron.

Did large numbers of police officers upset by threatened layoffs come down with the “blue flu” over the Memorial Day weekend? Only their doctors and pharmacists could say for sure.